Arrange the five short pieces of tape on the back of the Manny Ramirez #24 Rays shirt so that they form a #5 over the top of the #24. Then, take the three longer pieces of masking tape and arrange them across the back of the shirt so that they cover up the word "RAMIREZ". Finally, take the marker and write "FULD" in large black letters on the longer pieces of masking tape.
You are now ready to wear your DIY Sam Fuld jersey shirt. Take it to Tropicana Field and sit down in the box seats so that after Reid Brignac goes deep into the hole at shortstop and throws out Ramon Castro at first, you will be seen on TV wearing it.