Thank you Taiwan, for being a capitalist alternative to the mainland and, more importantly, for these:

Why have I posted the Chinese language version instead of the English language version? Well, because I speak Chinese of course. Also, it's great practice for me to hear some more Chinese — even if I have no interest in losing my mild Beijing accent in favor of Taiwan, Jay Chou-style Taiwanese accent — and it's great practice for you, humble reader, because we all know China is slowly, surely, deliciously taking over the world.

Whither was I? Oh, yeah. The Miami Marlins signed Jose Reyes. And now they have apparently offered Albert Pujols a whopping 10-year contract.

What's most interesting about this whole thing: The new second Wild Card makes playoff dreams for the Marlins more realistic than ever. If the Marlins ease up into 85-win territory, they could very realistically be in playoff territory. And that would be amazing.

Don't take a nap now, folks. Things are heating up! Its Winter Meetings time!