Thank you Taiwan, for being a capitalist alternative to the mainland and, more importantly, for these:
Why have I posted the Chinese language version instead of the English language version? Well, because I speak Chinese of course. Also, it's great practice for me to hear some more Chinese — even if I have no interest in losing my mild Beijing accent in favor of Taiwan, Jay Chou-style Taiwanese accent — and it's great practice for you, humble reader, because we all know China is slowly, surely, deliciously taking over the world.
What's most interesting about this whole thing: The new second Wild Card makes playoff dreams for the Marlins more realistic than ever. If the Marlins ease up into 85-win territory, they could very realistically be in playoff territory. And that would be amazing.
Don't take a nap now, folks. Things are heating up! Its Winter Meetings time!