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Miami Marlins Theme Song: Prepare Your Breath For Being Taken Away

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Holy crap.

The Miami Marlins have a theme song. And it's... It's beyond words.

I seriously anticipated a cameo from Captain Planet or the a few college bros toting a dead Bernie, singing about the perils of weekend parties in dulcet, merry tones.

Just: Wow. That is all.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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