Remember earlier this off season, when we were all outraged about the sheer ridiculousness of the Marlins proposed home run celebration? Remember how it was derided as possibly the ugliest thing ever, and a veritable eye sore?

Yeah, that's just been topped. The title for the Ugliest Thing in Baseball is now officially shared by Jose Reyes and Hanley Ramirez...

Photo below the jump.

Source: MLB.com

Yup, they died their hair to match their uniforms. Because, hey, why not? If they're already commited to wearing neon-tastic uniforms, why not go all the way? Right?

....Right?

....umm, sure.

I'm not sure what's weirder: Jose Reyes' nearly-possessed smile, or Hanley Ramirez's coy "Don't tell my parents" expression. Ignoring the hair, though. they are such a cute couple.