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Miami Marlins Theme Song: Prepare Your Breath For Being Taken Away

Holy crap.

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The Miami Marlins have a theme song. And it's... It's beyond words.

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I seriously anticipated a cameo from Captain Planet or the a few college bros toting a dead Bernie, singing about the perils of weekend parties in dulcet, merry tones.

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Just: Wow. That is all.

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