One South Florida Bulls fan at the Tampa Bay Rays game on Wednesday night got more excitement than he could handle, and why not? It's an exciting time of the year for a sports fan. September baseball is here and the football season is starting, so there's a lot of high-stakes action going on. It can be exciting enough when you can watch it unfold live and go home with amazing memories, but when you go home with splintered pieces of wood? That's more exciting than most of us can handle, including this particular USF fan, who was absolutely thrilled to get his hands on a broken bat. See the fan in question and more, after the jump.
GIF via Mocksession.
Who among us hasn't been there? So excited to get our hands on a splintered piece of equipment that our bodies spasm with so much enthusiasm it comes out resembling rage? So we hoist our broken prize up, secretly thrilled that we wore our sleeveless shirt to the ballpark, and we let loose all the cursing and enthusiasm in our hearts. This is sports, and you just got your hands on something the team was going to throw away.